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Fornicator
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 Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:13 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:52474646
Joined: Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:18 pm
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So outside in my garage, right on the inside of the door there's a few Black Widow nests.... That I'm too lazy and too chickenshit to kill.
Today I walked into the garage, bare footed and kicked the tool box they're nesting and and BOY OH BOY WAS I NOT PREPARED FOR THE SHIT STORM THAT BREWED.
IT WAS RED ALERT IN SPIDER TOWN LET ME TELL YOU. BLACK WIDOWS, MAYBE A FEW FIDDLE BACKS I DON'T KNOW BUT I WAS CHASED OUT OF THAT ROOM VERY QUICKLY.
Tomorrow I shall extinguish their nests and their lives.
Exterminus.
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Minion
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:17 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:8618712
Joined: Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:13 pm
Posts: 1085
Location: California
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Keep us posted.
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McNugget
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 5:29 am |
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I don't know why but this shit is funny as hell
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CharlieKelly
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 6:38 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:22040504
Joined: Mon Jan 04, 2016 12:13 am
Posts: 1404
Location: Philadelphia, PA
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I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.
My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around
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Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi. |
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Mr.GoldGames
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 6:40 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:70493788
Joined: Sun Jan 24, 2016 12:52 pm
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Location: On Sagan's Pale Blue Dot
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Doldol
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:01 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:84775876
Joined: Fri Jul 29, 2011 4:52 pm
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Location: l: 179° 56′ 39.4″, b: +0° 2′ 46.2″, d: 7,940 ± 420 parsecs, from Via Lactea galactic center.
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CharlieKelly wrote: I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.
My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around Cats kill all of that, AND THEYRE CUTE, so it'd like to keep them around :3 What better than the CUTEST animal, killing all those not so cute looking things? |
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Caboose
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:01 am |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:147071666
Joined: Sat Oct 15, 2011 2:06 pm
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Location: Ur mum's house.
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>Black widow nests in garage
>Walks barefoot
wat
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CharlieKelly
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 7:36 am |
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Location: Philadelphia, PA
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Doldol wrote: CharlieKelly wrote: I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.
My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around Cats kill all of that, AND THEYRE CUTE, so it'd like to keep them around :3 What better than the CUTEST animal, killing all those not so cute looking things? Oh yea, my kitty loves stalking anything that moves, including me |
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi. |
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Mefisto
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 12:45 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:18076992
Joined: Sun Oct 02, 2016 12:24 pm
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Location: London, UK
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Good luck
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Phillip
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Posted: Thu May 04, 2017 12:48 pm |
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Steam ID: STEAM_0:0:61594940
Joined: Tue Nov 12, 2013 5:35 pm
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Please catch it
as a local spider need to be set free
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