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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:13 am 
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So i just negotiated a deal for my company and saved my boss a total of 4,370.00 USD from his original quote. Great right?
But I still am going to be paid 12/hr with no bonus or anything, fml

and fuck my boss


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 9:33 am 
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You're getting "experience" bro, that's worth it's weight in living a shitty lifestyle cause you aint got no money, right?
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:02 pm 
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If he's a virgin someone needs to fuck him.


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 2:55 pm 
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Even when your doin good they always say you still can improve on things. As long as you see that you're doing good then that's what really matters. With a positive mindset you can keep going up. Unless your a fuck up and they tell you that. Then your probably not going anywhere and should find something that you can handle.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:25 pm 
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Guggy wrote:
If he's a virgin someone needs to fuck him.


sounds like he already fucked Strawberry.
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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 3:34 pm 
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Princess Strawberry wrote:
So i just negotiated a deal for my company and saved my boss a total of 4,370.00 USD from his original quote. Great right?
But I still am going to be paid 12/hr with no bonus or anything, fml

and fuck my boss


That's great! But from your companie's POV that is probably what you are being paid to do.
.... if i was paid even 1% of the extra money I have made my company, i'd be loaded. Unfortunately though, that's not how it works :)


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PostPosted: Thu Mar 23, 2017 5:59 pm 
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Princess Strawberry wrote:
So i just negotiated a deal for my company and saved my boss a total of 4,370.00 USD from his original quote. Great right?
But I still am going to be paid 12/hr with no bonus or anything, fml

and fuck my boss



FedEx has a couple openings if your interested. You can drive one of these trucks around. Starting pay is around $15.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:13 am 
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Sounds like this is your first job and you don't understand how it works.


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PostPosted: Fri Mar 24, 2017 10:37 am 
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Black Knight wrote:
Sounds like this is your first job and you don't understand how it works.

Care to elaborate on how you came to that conclusion?
Gonna revise your Levi's with physical harm
Put divets in the rivets with my physical arm
Gonna beat those jeans, gonna dip em in slime
Turn your 501s into 499s

The Senate: Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise?
Anakin: No
The Senate: I thought not. It’s not a story the Jedi would tell you. It’s a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life… He had such a knowledge of the dark side, he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying.
Anakin: He could actually save people from death?
The Senate: The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Anakin: What happened to him?
The Senate: He became so powerful… the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Anakin: Is it possible to learn this power?
The Senate: Not from a Jedi.


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