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| Author: | Mr.GoldGames [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
Honestly can this day get any better? So this time my shit got wetter. But the catch is simple. It looks like a cute dimple. So i was coming home from class, when i felt a disturbance in my ass. I gave out a tiny fart, but that's not the worse part. Gross shit slid down my leg, it stank worse then a powder keg. I ran home so no one would see, the horrifying thing that just happened to me. I ran up to my room, I wont be able to clean this with a broom. I jumped on the seat, shaking all over from my head to my feet. Out came a watery explosion, that was bigger than Typhlosion. Boy does my hole feel weird, i bet there's shit stuck in my ass beard. Once my quake was done i felt it. Like a geyser, water rushing from its pit. It was once in an Adam Sandler movie, and was surly not a beauty. All of a sudden it happened again, I didn't know what was happening until then. I sky rocketed into the air with a hurling might, Shit coming out of my ass, juuuust right. I saw the clouds, i saw the stars. I saw the moos, the sun, even Mars. I flew out of the galaxy to others galore, I went in and out of them, you could call me a whore. But then i was going too far, Like someone lost, inside a car. It wouldn't stop, not even when i clenched. I was afraid of getting drenched. Now here I am, floating in space. Faster than Team Rocket, at a breakneck pace. All alone with nothing to hold, Ill never surface again, that's what i was told. Sadly the Wi-Fi is running low, and ill be gone, but my stories will live on. I shall never be able to take a shit once more, so that's all i got to write, I'm closing the door. THE END |
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| Author: | Timmy! [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 8:55 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
Would be better if the text was in orange |
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| Author: | Lyriati [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 9:31 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
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| Author: | Mr Majestic [ Wed Oct 12, 2016 10:38 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
Heyyyy, that's pretty goood. |
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| Author: | Melon [ Thu Oct 13, 2016 2:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
Stop with the Shitposting Gold ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) |
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| Author: | Jimmah [ Sat Oct 22, 2016 11:44 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: The Biggest Shit I Ever Did Take III: Diarrhea Problems |
Unlocked after civilized discussion |
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