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 Post subject: Post some Haikus!
PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 9:17 am 
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I'm gonna put a haiku or two here off the top of my head, just come up with something and put it down for fun.

The tiger hunts well
The jungle is where it dwells
One bite, your blood swells

Haikus don't need rhymes
But it's fun to try and find
The fun in our lives.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 12:11 pm 
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My name is Uchies.
I like making rap music,
and I fucked yo’ bitch.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 1:52 pm 
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Good potion seller
I'm going into battle
I need strong potions


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:05 pm 
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need two small potions
I will just drink this big one
found two small potions
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I spam the forums to raise my post count, like most people.

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Here I will list my favorite quotes as I hear them.


"See you on the Forums." - Everyone - Everywhere
"If I had a daughter, I'd let you go out with her." - Mr.Kharn - TeamSpeak
"You've changed Minion." - more than one person
"The player 'Rias' is shit" - TimeTable - Forums
"CT machine broke" - 2hobos1box - JB
Anything xnyc says
"Minion sucks at gaming" - florarodgers - Chaturbate
"She was cute until she pulled out that 9 incher" - Mr.GoldGames - Teamspeak
"Idiot!" - SemiAutoNoob - TeamSpeak
"If he (me) gets 30 years, I get 30 years. - Daddy - PoliceRP



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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 2:28 pm 
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Potion wasn't red
It still said it would heal me
Potion was poisoned


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 3:06 pm 
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:52 pm 
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Here's a series of related haikus that I wrote.

Got black, got white too.
Hundred dollars in a spoon.
Everyone's nodding.

Pull back the plunger.
See the red and I push in.
Mouth dry and numb limbs.

I need a dollar.
Stick-ups so I can fix up.
Feeding on violence.

Anything for this;
Insurance fraud and broke jaws.
Just don't get me sick.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:38 pm 
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What is the point, huh?
You act as if you know me.
It's a joke. Grow up.


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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:49 pm 
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i can't write haikus,
but im writing one right now;
your mom has big gay.
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 6:01 pm 
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As she spreads peanut butter
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