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Author:  TheronRain [ Wed Dec 06, 2017 10:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Something Men Can't Do

This thread is not to hate on man, but rather, explore that which we are simply unable to do as a collective.

Us men have been built with an indecency. That indecency being the placement for our center of mass. Our center of mass is different to that of a woman's, due to the fact that women were created to bear children. A woman's center of mass is around the hips, while men have their center of mass near the waist. Having a common center of mass is not something that is truly important for all humans to share. In fact, I find it awesome that men and women have different centers, because more variety, amirite? I implore you all to do this experiment represented through this TV show, that clearly demonstrates that our center of mass is not the same for man and woman. For those who do try it, increase the number of steps back for every time you successfully pick up the chair, and don't hurt yourselves.

Author:  Synthic [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:26 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something Men Can't Do

it has nothing to do with gender and everything to do with height

Author:  Birthstone [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 3:36 am ]
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Yea, this is neat, a similar experiment we did during a school sleepaway trip was kneel on the floor, put your arms behind your back (like you're getting cuffed), and try to lean over and touch your nose to an egg placed on the floor

maybe 1 or 2 boys out of a group of 30 could do it, meanwhile every girl could do it

of course it's not a perfect science, but it's pretty damn cool

Author:  woissa [ Thu Dec 07, 2017 2:01 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Something Men Can Do

Suck they homies dicks?

Author:  Clocket [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:21 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Something Men Can't Do

For the love of god do not try this, when lifting anything bend the knees, not the back.

Author:  Birthstone [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 8:37 am ]
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Clocket wrote:
For the love of god do not try this, when lifting anything bend the knees, not the back.


it's a chair not a dumbbell

Author:  Yiggles Moto [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 10:59 am ]
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Birthstone wrote:
Clocket wrote:
For the love of god do not try this, when lifting anything bend the knees, not the back.


it's a chair not a dumbbell

Author:  J-Dawg [ Fri Dec 08, 2017 5:04 pm ]
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A thing that a lot of people don't think about is that humans are sexually dimorphic in ways that are different than boobies and genitals.

Author:  Clocket [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:43 am ]
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Birthstone wrote:
Clocket wrote:
For the love of god do not try this, when lifting anything bend the knees, not the back.


it's a chair not a dumbbell


You could be picking up a plush toy and tweak your spine, ALWAYS bend the knees.

Author:  Nick Cage [ Sun Dec 10, 2017 8:48 am ]
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Bend at the knees, shoulder width apart, pivot don't twist, hand to surface with the object.
I worked at UPS >_>

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