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Author:  Central [ Thu Oct 19, 2017 7:51 am ]
Post subject:  Gaming Review Thread

Hello Guys! I'm Central and I'm here to bring you a little thread you can post some gaming reviews. It can be about any game, and it can be good or bad reviews, you control the review. With your reviews, there are some rules to follow while posting on this thread,
and those rules are as follows:


- Any rude images must be left in a spoiler which labelled as [NSFW].
- Don't post anything that isn't in relevance to a game review [Meaning don't post on the thread unless it's a game review].


I will start off my game review:
I have started playing a game named PUBG (also known as PLAYERSUNKNOWN BATTLEGROUND) and I enjoy it, though I find it very difficult at times as I'm tending to get mixed with good players, and I have yet to experience the game in full depth, and get better at it. I rate this game a overall 9/10. I thoroughly enjoy the survival aspect of the game. I generally like playing in a little 4 person squad as I first encountered that today (Friday 20th October 2017), and overall was good, we made it far, but we eventually died. Want to buy it? Click here!

Author:  Synthic [ Fri Oct 20, 2017 12:19 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Gaming Review Thread

Minecraft Review

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to Play minecraft. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer’s head. There’s also Notch’s nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Minecraft truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Notch’s existential catchphrase “Wubba Lubba Dub Dub,” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Notch’s genius wit unfolds itself on their computer screens. What fools.. how I pity them. ?

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Minecraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?

Author:  Birthstone [ Sun Nov 05, 2017 7:41 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gaming Review Thread

Synthic wrote:
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Minecraft tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It’s for the ladies’ eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they’re within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid ?


[This is not needed]

For my review, I'm doing Spore: Adventures. This is the completed game of Spore with all the expansion content. In Spore, you control a single-celled organism and follow it along its history, collecting mutations and changing across billions of years from cell, to animal, to tribe, to civilization, to space-faring civilization. With the expansion, Galactic Adventures, the final Space stage of the game is much more fleshed out, and you can touch down on planet surfaces and undertake missions (Adventures) given to you by either your people, or other peoples.

I would give this game an 8/10. My main issue with Spore was how repetitive the Space stage was, the new expansion breathes some life into. That being said, due to budgetary constraints the other stages are still nothing like the original demos promised and lost a lot of potential due to cut content.

Author:  Minion [ Sun Nov 05, 2017 10:30 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Gaming Review Thread

Destiny 2 review


Do not play this game if you are generally bad at shooters. If you really want to play this game then good luck playing anything besides the campaign and strikes. This game has already reached the point where people will look up your stats and judge if you deserve to even play with them. So if you intend on enjoying this game, make sure you have stats that people will like. There are a few people who are nice enough to give everyone a chance but don't expect it. You could probably still make it in time for the PC version but the console versions are filled to the brim with elitist players. I have turned down at least 46 people for Raids and Trials of the Nine so I am guilty of it myself.

okay now to the review.

Campaign = trash but fun with friends
Strikes = fun with friends
Raids = fun
Multiplayer = fun if you are good
Trials of the Nine = A place saltier than the dead sea. I pray you don't lose your flawless game. Fun if you are good.

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