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Author:  Canadian Steel [ Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:39 pm ]
Post subject:  New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner!!!

Before you read this I just wanna let you know that this is not my actual monthly news report, its just something you have to know about:
Scott Mckay from Tech Trends said, "Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car." This invention is a vital solution to helping our environment. I think someday I will get one. Toyota says I dont even need a drivers license because as soon as you turn on the ignition you are dead!
https://youtu.be/bXEddCLW3SM

Author:  Sarge [ Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:52 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner!!!

That car is to die for.

Author:  North [ Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner!!!

The people who made it; their minds must've been sharp.

Author:  Geeza [ Mon Apr 02, 2018 10:43 am ]
Post subject:  Re: New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner!!!

Huh?

Author:  Sunbro Solaire [ Fri Apr 20, 2018 4:18 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: New Prius Helps Environment By Killing Its Owner!!!

Lmao The Onion never ceases to satisfy me. The best part is seeing all of the people who are not familiar with this Parody Network, and go on rants or confused ramblings.

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