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Author:  GoopSauce [ Sat May 20, 2017 6:54 am ]
Post subject:  Man Steals Camera so Grandma Won't See Him Masturbate

Tristan Tucker of St. Albans, West Virginia was charged last Thursday with a daytime burglary. His thought process for stealing the camera? He didn't want his grandma to see him masturbating.

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The man's grandmother has accused him of breaking into her house through a window and disarming security cameras and the DVR system.

When questioned by police the man confessed that he broke into her home and gave the crazy reason as to why he stole the footage. Police said Tucker told them he originally broke into the house to charge his cell phone and while charging he started watching porn on it and starting to masturbate.

Tucker then went on to steal the security cameras and the DVR box but he only smashed the cameras and threw them away in a local river. He must have not thought the DVR box was worth the effort as he only hid the box somewhere on his grandma's property.

Authorities were able to find the DVR box and were able to obtain the footage of him breaking into the property and stealing the items. The man now remains behind bars with a $10,000 bond.

I guess you could say this man got caught in a sticky situation.

This is GoopSauce reporting for the news team, signing off.

Author:  Antonio [ Mon May 22, 2017 7:07 am ]
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wtf

Author:  Phillip [ Mon May 22, 2017 7:07 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Man Steals Camera so Grandma Won't See Him Masturbate

I would do the same thing

Author:  SemiAutoNoob [ Mon May 22, 2017 8:13 am ]
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Interesting thought process.

Author:  Tricky [ Mon May 22, 2017 7:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Man Steals Camera so Grandma Won't See Him Masturbate

GoopSauce wrote:
I guess you could say this man got caught in a sticky situation.


Do you wanna die now or later?

Author:  Birdman [ Mon May 22, 2017 9:20 pm ]
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West Virginia lmao

Author:  Starscream1994 [ Sat Jul 22, 2017 5:15 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Man Steals Camera so Grandma Won't See Him Masturbate

Maybe shoulda just covered the camera while fapping?

Author:  Wahsu [ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:02 am ]
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This guy was on something though.

Author:  Central [ Sat Jul 22, 2017 8:50 am ]
Post subject:  Re: Man Steals Camera so Grandma Won't See Him Masturbate

Old news; locked.

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