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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:39 pm 
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Before you read this I just wanna let you know that this is not my actual monthly news report, its just something you have to know about:
Scott Mckay from Tech Trends said, "Toyota's new Prius Solution reduces its driver's carbon footprint to zero by impaling them through the lungs with spikes as soon as they get in the car." This invention is a vital solution to helping our environment. I think someday I will get one. Toyota says I dont even need a drivers license because as soon as you turn on the ignition you are dead!
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PostPosted: Sun Apr 01, 2018 8:52 pm 
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That car is to die for.


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The people who made it; their minds must've been sharp.


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Lmao The Onion never ceases to satisfy me. The best part is seeing all of the people who are not familiar with this Parody Network, and go on rants or confused ramblings.
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