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Author:  Braun [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:50 pm ]
Post subject:  Bad jokes

If you have a bad jokes you can write them here.

Why is Peter Pan always flying?
He neverlands!

(kill me)

Author:  Geeza [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:52 pm ]
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How does a train eat its food?

It goes chew chew

Author:  Braun [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:53 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bad jokes

One twin to the other

You are ugly.

Author:  Minion [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 12:54 pm ]
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knock knock.

who's there?

Owls.

Owls who?

That's right, Owls hoo.

Author:  CharlieKelly [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:03 pm ]
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Why did the dead baby cross the road?
Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What has four wheels and flys?
A garbage truck.

Why did the boy go to bed?
Because the bed can't come to the boy

Author:  Roaxes [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:10 pm ]
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Why did the girl fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

Author:  Central [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 1:15 pm ]
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Knock knock
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
You just said it.

Author:  McNugget [ Tue Jun 27, 2017 2:08 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: Bad jokes

What's the difference between feminist and sucide vest?
Sucide vest actually accomplishes something when it is triggered

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