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Author:  Kharn [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:45 pm ]
Post subject:  Fuck Birthdays*

****They are great if you've got reasons to celebrate, or you have enough friends that you actually have to worry about a surprise party. ****

But for me?

Fuck this Friday, I don't want it to come and I'd prefer to put it off. This year has been one of the toughest I've faced, a lot of plans failed and crashed and I just never saw my current situation in the deck. Even now I'm typing this up at super speed due to the internet being so spotty, which is why I'm not in TS or gaming with you all more. Even though I could use the distraction of EgN, and I know there are plenty of things around EgN I could deal with. I just can't get this internet to work, and I wish I had the ability to just get my own internet piped into this spot. But money is the one thing I've got in short supply, I've cut everything from my life that I don't need and I kid you not...Jello has become my fucking luxury. Whereas normally I make gumbo for my Birthday meal, this one going to be ramen and jello!

I swear to you all...I channel the spirit of Bill Cosby and make massive bowls of cherry and blueberry and all the fucking flavors I can find. Nothing is better than Sugar-free jello when your thirsty or over-heated.

And NEVER follow the recipe on Jello boxes! Only use 1 cup of cold water after the 2 cups of boiling water! Best way to get the flavor out!

But it's been a warm-up to what I plan to do on my Birthday! I'm going to splurge and make 2 boxes of Jello and put them together, like one at a time so that each is separate.

Author:  Shya [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:48 pm ]
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happy birthday

Author:  GoopSauce [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 5:56 pm ]
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Damn bud can I send you some Kool-aid packets?

Author:  Mr.GoldGames [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:15 pm ]
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Party at Kharn’s Crib.

Author:  Salad [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:53 pm ]
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Just hand EgN over to me i'll take care of it

Author:  Phillip [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 6:56 pm ]
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Address I'll order the pizza

Author:  Jabs [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:00 pm ]
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Salad wrote:
Just hand EgN over to me i'll take care of it

Pisses me off to even imagine you run a community

Author:  Ash [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:18 pm ]
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Jabs wrote:
Salad wrote:
Just hand EgN over to me i'll take care of it

Pisses me off to even imagine you run a community

Yup same, your attitude needs to change significantly before that should even be possibly.
Anyways what's the address, I'll order some strippers for you

Author:  McNugget [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:35 pm ]
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Jabs wrote:
Salad wrote:
Just hand EgN over to me i'll take care of it

Pisses me off to even imagine you run


Damn.

Author:  Tricky [ Mon Jun 12, 2017 7:42 pm ]
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Old man

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