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Author:  Fornicator [ Thu May 04, 2017 5:13 am ]
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So outside in my garage, right on the inside of the door there's a few Black Widow nests.... That I'm too lazy and too chickenshit to kill.
Today I walked into the garage, bare footed and kicked the tool box they're nesting and and BOY OH BOY WAS I NOT PREPARED FOR THE SHIT STORM THAT BREWED.

IT WAS RED ALERT IN SPIDER TOWN LET ME TELL YOU. BLACK WIDOWS, MAYBE A FEW FIDDLE BACKS I DON'T KNOW BUT I WAS CHASED OUT OF THAT ROOM VERY QUICKLY.

Tomorrow I shall extinguish their nests and their lives.

Exterminus.

Author:  Minion [ Thu May 04, 2017 5:17 am ]
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Keep us posted.

Author:  McNugget [ Thu May 04, 2017 5:29 am ]
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I don't know why but this shit is funny as hell
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Author:  CharlieKelly [ Thu May 04, 2017 6:38 am ]
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I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.

My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around

Author:  Mr.GoldGames [ Thu May 04, 2017 6:40 am ]
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Spiders are gross

Author:  Doldol [ Thu May 04, 2017 7:01 am ]
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CharlieKelly wrote:
I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.

My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around


Cats kill all of that, AND THEYRE CUTE, so it'd like to keep them around :3

What better than the CUTEST animal, killing all those not so cute looking things?

Author:  Caboose [ Thu May 04, 2017 7:01 am ]
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>Black widow nests in garage
>Walks barefoot

wat

Author:  CharlieKelly [ Thu May 04, 2017 7:36 am ]
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Doldol wrote:
CharlieKelly wrote:
I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.

My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around


Cats kill all of that, AND THEYRE CUTE, so it'd like to keep them around :3

What better than the CUTEST animal, killing all those not so cute looking things?

Oh yea, my kitty loves stalking anything that moves, including me

Author:  Mefisto [ Thu May 04, 2017 12:45 pm ]
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Good luck

Author:  Phillip [ Thu May 04, 2017 12:48 pm ]
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Please catch it

as a local spider need to be set free

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