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| Author: | Fornicator [ Fri May 12, 2017 12:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
UPDATE: THE INFESTATION IS DEEPER THAN I THOUGHT. I LIQUIDATED THE LIVES OF THE ONES BY THE DOOR... BUT THEY SPREAD FURTHER IN. STILL NOT WEARING SHOES I bought spider spray and I'm going on a rampage today. It'll be like Starship Troopers.... but ya now... with various sized death bugs. Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe. I'm goin' in |
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| Author: | CharlieKelly [ Fri May 12, 2017 12:12 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
#SpiderLivesMatter |
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| Author: | Fornicator [ Fri May 12, 2017 12:18 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
CharlieKelly wrote: #SpiderLivesMatter Oh ho ho not today. I'm pretty sure they all yelled out speciesist slurs last time I walked into the garage. |
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| Author: | Caboose [ Fri May 12, 2017 1:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator wrote: Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe. The brown ones are probably males, so they should be harmless. Unless they're not male widows and instead something else in which case try not to die. |
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| Author: | McNugget [ Fri May 12, 2017 1:02 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Caboose wrote: Fornicator wrote: Curiously there are a few brown ones. I see the iconic black with red bellied leggy demons, but there are these brown ones with red shit on their bellies too. I'll kill them all to be safe. The brown ones are probably males, so they should be harmless. Unless they're not male widows and instead something else in which case try not to die. RIP Nurse Fornicator 2017-2017. |
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| Author: | Fornicator [ Tue May 23, 2017 6:05 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
I left home for a week AND MY GARAGE GAVE BIRTH TO REGULAR SPIDER. I WENT OUTSIDE TO GET SOMETHING AND DISTURBED AN ECOSYSTEM OF FUCKS. MY LEGS ARE LIKE COTTON CANDY STICKS RIGHT NOW PLEASE SEND HELP |
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| Author: | GoopSauce [ Tue May 23, 2017 6:20 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
What the hell kinda living condiontions do you have where entire colonies of deathly spiders keep forming |
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| Author: | Tricky [ Tue May 23, 2017 6:32 pm ] |
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CharlieKelly wrote: #SpiderLivesMatter Peaceful protest #spiderlivesmatter |
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| Author: | Minion [ Tue May 23, 2017 6:59 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
spiders aren't even that scary, like, just step on 'em LMAO |
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| Author: | McNugget [ Tue May 23, 2017 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Yeah, no. Just set everything on fire. You'd be fine |
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