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| Author: | Caboose [ Fri May 05, 2017 12:19 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator wrote: Caboose wrote: >Black widow nests in garage >Walks barefoot wat Listen, I keep forgetting they're out there, I walk out and am immediately greeted by bullshit. :( Plus it's the country, why the hell would you wear shoes??? Well I never wear shoes either, but then again I don't live in a place where spiders can fuck me up. Also I advice drenching the garage in gasoline and lighting it on fire. It'll solve your spider problem ezpz. |
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| Author: | Fornicator [ Sat May 06, 2017 7:34 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
McNugget wrote: Did you kilt them? Is they dead? Isn't it against the Hippocratic oath to kill things, nurse? If you get bit would you turn to spider nurse man fornicator? So many questions... Well I'm not a real nurse! And I'm sure it'd be spider nurse woman fornicator... Though both sound stupid lol |
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| Author: | GoopSauce [ Sat May 06, 2017 7:44 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator I haven't met you yet but you've already made me laugh my butt off reading this lol |
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| Author: | Mr. Simplistic [ Sat May 06, 2017 7:52 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator wrote: Caboose wrote: >Black widow nests in garage >Walks barefoot wat Listen, I keep forgetting they're out there, I walk out and am immediately greeted by bullshit. :( Plus it's the country, why the hell would you wear shoes??? Gee idk, maybe cuz there's a bunch of FUCKING BLACK WIDOWS and other fuckers who like to bite wee lil toes roaming around. God i love Ontario, we only have to worry about bears, wolves and the cold. None of that poisonous shit. |
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| Author: | 2hobos1box [ Sun May 07, 2017 2:14 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
God I remember seeing my first black widow underneath the A/C unit as a kid. I was looking for my pokemon cards and the motherfucker was like guarding them so I just let it keep my cards ): |
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| Author: | Element [ Sun May 07, 2017 4:39 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Dayum, let them be gone #wooz |
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| Author: | McNugget [ Sun May 07, 2017 1:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator wrote: McNugget wrote: Did you kilt them? Is they dead? Isn't it against the Hippocratic oath to kill things, nurse? If you get bit would you turn to spider nurse man fornicator? So many questions... Well I'm not a real nurse! And I'm sure it'd be spider nurse woman fornicator... Though both sound stupid lol .....you're not a real nurse?....bet you're not a real fornicator either? |
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| Author: | Fornicator [ Mon May 08, 2017 7:36 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
McNugget wrote: Fornicator wrote: McNugget wrote: Did you kilt them? Is they dead? Isn't it against the Hippocratic oath to kill things, nurse? If you get bit would you turn to spider nurse man fornicator? So many questions... Well I'm not a real nurse! And I'm sure it'd be spider nurse woman fornicator... Though both sound stupid lol .....you're not a real nurse?....bet you're not a real fornicator either? Truth be told, I am a real Fornicator. :D But the disclaimer was in my introduction thread rofl. |
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| Author: | McNugget [ Mon May 08, 2017 8:23 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
Fornicator wrote: McNugget wrote: Fornicator wrote: McNugget wrote: Did you kilt them? Is they dead? Isn't it against the Hippocratic oath to kill things, nurse? If you get bit would you turn to spider nurse man fornicator? So many questions... Well I'm not a real nurse! And I'm sure it'd be spider nurse woman fornicator... Though both sound stupid lol .....you're not a real nurse?....bet you're not a real fornicator either? Truth be told, I am a real Fornicator. :D But the disclaimer was in my introduction thread rofl. Hmmm...was it something along the lines of "And no, I am not a real nurse"?.....yeah I don't recall that at all... |
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| Author: | Geeza [ Thu May 11, 2017 9:19 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: Black Widows... |
lmao i looked that shit up on google, them bastards are ugly af |
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