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Author:  Doldol [ Thu May 04, 2017 12:53 pm ]
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CharlieKelly wrote:
Doldol wrote:
CharlieKelly wrote:
I'm glad the snow kills anything remotely dangerous like that where I live.

My spiders eat the annoying bugs, so I like to keep em around


Cats kill all of that, AND THEYRE CUTE, so it'd like to keep them around :3

What better than the CUTEST animal, killing all those not so cute looking things?

Oh yea, my kitty loves stalking anything that moves, including me

That means you need to play more with your kitty :3

Author:  Tricky [ Thu May 04, 2017 1:37 pm ]
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Mr.GoldGames wrote:
Spiders are gross

You're gross

Author:  Wolfie [ Thu May 04, 2017 3:50 pm ]
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Caboose wrote:
>Black widow nests in garage
>Walks barefoot

wat

Author:  xnyc [ Thu May 04, 2017 8:15 pm ]
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burn the whole house down problem solved

Author:  McNugget [ Thu May 04, 2017 9:04 pm ]
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Wolfie wrote:
Caboose wrote:
>Black widow nests in garage
>Walks barefoot

wat

Author:  Fornicator [ Thu May 04, 2017 11:38 pm ]
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Caboose wrote:
>Black widow nests in garage
>Walks barefoot

wat

Listen, I keep forgetting they're out there, I walk out and am immediately greeted by bullshit. :(
Plus it's the country, why the hell would you wear shoes???

Author:  Central [ Fri May 05, 2017 3:38 am ]
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Damn your life is fucked. Spiders are the worst ;-;

Author:  Tipster [ Fri May 05, 2017 4:21 am ]
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I'm not sure why but I just died laughing.

Author:  Kharn [ Fri May 05, 2017 11:27 am ]
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Fornicator wrote:
So outside in my garage, right on the inside of the door there's a few Black Widow nests.... That I'm too lazy and too chickenshit to kill.
Today I walked into the garage, bare footed and kicked the tool box they're nesting and and BOY OH BOY WAS I NOT PREPARED FOR THE SHIT STORM THAT BREWED.

IT WAS RED ALERT IN SPIDER TOWN LET ME TELL YOU. BLACK WIDOWS, MAYBE A FEW FIDDLE BACKS I DON'T KNOW BUT I WAS CHASED OUT OF THAT ROOM VERY QUICKLY.

Tomorrow I shall extinguish their nests and their lives.

Exterminus.


But spiders are cannibals! You must have some kind of new smarter spider colony taking root in the tools, they must be using the tools like the monoliths in 2001: space odyssey and evolving higher thought!

Author:  McNugget [ Fri May 05, 2017 11:58 am ]
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Did you kilt them? Is they dead? Isn't it against the Hippocratic oath to kill things, nurse? If you get bit would you turn to spider nurse man fornicator? So many questions...

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